You can find your game-by-game breakdowns and talking head predictions elsewhere. March Madness isn't about that buttoned up shit.
March Madness is about how many sneaker squeaks you'd give for a Middle Tennessee State upset. March Madness is about your premonition involving Dick Vitale, Usher, Harambe, and the BYU men's basketball team (a 10-seed, btw) advancing to the Sweet 16.
March Madness is chaos. We do well with chaos. You'll like it here.
You remember Adam Morrison weeping after Gonzaga lost? He wasn't sad. Everyone has gotten it all wrong.
Adam Morrison was living in the future, and he saw The SZN offering guaranteed March Madness payouts for a completely free bracket competition. The joy was too much to bear.
We would have cried, too, Adam. We would have, too.
CBS and ESPN are like, "Hey, we're old and stuffy and ZERO fun, so play in our bracket competition again!" Is that you? IS IT?
Run your office pool and friend group brackets on The SZN, because you're fun.
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