Austin Marshall is a young SZN vet (established 2015), but he's a wily Seahawks vet and has taken in every single Russell Wilson play both before and after Russ lost his virginity. Austin knows that Russ is different. This week, he endeavored to learn how Russ is able to do the things he does. Read Austin's full bio

WEEK 1

Let's go in for a live look at Russ Wilson, right before taking the field for the game's final drive. This was moments before he started sliding in to the DMs of the man upstairs...

Russ: Hey God, sup, it's Russ... again. You must have missed my call and my text and my Snapchat and my FB message and my tweet and my LinkedIn invite and my Groupme. I thought I saw you on Grindr the other week, but could have been someone else.

God: (ugh) Hello, Russell.

Russ: I know I have been really praying for Future to die in a freak accident, but I could really use your help to get a W today, God.

God: How many times do I have to tell you? I'm a Packers fan. Stop tryna slide in my DMs.

Russ: Ok ok ok...

God: But man do I hate Miami... I'll give you this one.

WEEK 2

Russ: Hey JC, sup man, is your dad around? I'm having a hard time getting ahold of him and I kind of need him right now.

Jesus: Damnit, Russell. Are you losing again? Really?! It's the Rams, Russell!

Russ: ....

Jesus: Was the Fail Mary against the Packers, the Calvin Johnson punched ball, the Blair Walsh missed FG, the Miami game LAST week, and the Packers epic NFC Championship Game collapse that almost exposed our bond not enough?!

Russ: I know, but if I start losing, people are going to really see how much of a douchebag I am.

Jesus: Sorry, Russell. 2016 might be the year where you actually have to play and don't get handed three quarters of your wins by the sheer will of God. Plus, your boy's got the Rams plus 10 and, believe it or not, Jordans cost just as much as in Heaven as they do on Earth.