Survivor Swashbucklers,
If you picked last week, you won (with just five total exceptions). You're probably like, "I know my stuff. Don't listen to Mom. Don't listen to Commish. BLOCK OUT THE NOISE!"
If that's you, well, you're wrong. Favorites went 12-1 last week. A huge majority of you survived on the Eagles (7-1), Vikings (6-2), and Saints (5-2). Still more on the Chiefs (6-2) and Pats (6-2).
With just a little moxie in your life, you could have picked the then 3-4 Ravens, watched them go up 20-0 at half, and been drunk on 16 Bud Light Limes by 8pm Thursday night with a BFIG victory already in hand.
Or the then 3-3 Falcons, who pulled out a win over the Jets. Have you looked at Atlanta's remaining schedule? Zero games left that check off all the golden rules of survivor.
Moxie wins title belts. And since Commish loves you, he wants you to win title belts. NOW GIMME SOME SPICE, K? K.
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WEEK 8 RECAP, IN TWO SENTENCES
In BFIG, we went 435-1, and in Second Chance, we went 744-4. This is why Commish always tells you he can't predict how long a season will last.
WEEK 9 SURVIVOR PICK POWER RANKINGS ARE LIVE
Commish is still in first and @BigDaddy is still in last, but we've moved on to FAR more important things: The Caldwell Choo Choo. It's the elite club that will change EVERYTHING...
HOUSEKEEPING
- Your profile now shows your pick history. Check it out!
- BFIG and Second Chance both move to TWO picks per week in Week 10. Plan ahead as you wish
- Third Chance's format: Pick 1 team in Week 11, then 2 in Week 12, then 3, 3, 3, 3, and 5 (if needed, in Week 17)
- You can add multiple competitions to your groups. Do it to see your group's picks for all SZN competitions
- You can add SZN as a home screen icon like any other app on your phone
- Commish and GM play in all SZN competitions, but we can't win any money. This isn't DraftKings amateur hour.
- The Green Bay Packers will (still, maybe) win the Super Bowl
- Commish loves you