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SURVIVOR PICK POWER RANKINGS: Week 4

by @TheCommish 🏈  NFL Free ⚡


#13: BRONCOS (-2.5) over Raiders

Average rank: 11.7

C: You bag on him, but I think Derek Carr is the opposite of your definition of a pretty boy.

BD: I suppose you're right. I'm a little hard on him. Probably thinking of his brother. They put him on the NFL Network just because he's pretty. What's his name?

C: David Carr. The most sacked quarterback in NFL history.

BD: Ya. Pretty boy.

#14: VIKINGS vs. Lions (pick)

Average rank: 12.3; @BigDaddy's #6 pick but Commish's #16 pick

C: There's no line yet because of Bradford's unknown status. If he plays, Minnesota will be favored by 3. If he doesn't, Detroit will be favored by 2.

BD: He's not gonna play.

C: So which side are you on? It's your #6 rank.

BD: Detroit.

C: Wow. That's a ton of confidence in the Lions.

BD: Stafford plays like Rodgers. Off balance. On the wrong foot. Still heaves it down the field. I think the Lions are gonna challenge for the division crown.

C: If the Super Bowl was Lions-Chiefs, would that be the apex of the NFL declining ratings fear?

BD: I don't know...

C: I'm kidding. Jim Caldwell will break all ratings records.

BD: Jim looked good Sunday. I really like the guy.

C: He got an extension last week! I feel like you're responsible.

#16: SAINTS (-2.5) over Dolphins

Average rank: 14.3

C: This is our second-lowest ranked game of the year so far.

BD: I wouldn't be surprised if the stadium was half full in Miami.

C: How drunk would you need to be to make this your survivor pick?

BD: Whoaaa. Or maybe you had a bad piece of barracuda the night before.

C: Barracuda? Can you eat Barracuda?

BD: I think you can get ill from it.

C: I bet Jim Caldwell eats Barracuda with his bare hands.

BD: And Jay Cutler takes photos of his bare ass.

C: We rest our case.

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